Hang 'em High

9/11 was obviously incredibly insignificant (I mean, more people have died in this country from personal automobiles each and every month for the last 85 years but I don't recall a Global War on Cars), and the reasonable fear was that the US security apparatus would be allowed to massively overreact and inevitably cause much greater problems.

So of course that's what the braindead security apparatus did, undermining our nation's integrity and security in the process.  In the orgy of mindless jingoism and militarism, Prince William and Loudoun County schools simultaneously opened "Freedom" High Schools, employing a profoundly perverse form of Orwellian doublespeak.  If they had a bit of sense or decency, they would both rename the schools together, so that we could have US Government Atrocities High School - Woodbridge and US Government Atrocities High School - Made-up Exurb that Exemplifies the Public Health Atrocities of Automobile-oriented Sprawl.

Me fight fo fweedumb!